why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
is there a place we can invest for this or
earth tech2 evolviing pretty niicely.
NOW MAKE IIT 2O!!
(Source: cartoonnetwork-, via thedarksidewithcookiemonstar)
the girlieeeessss. not sure if i wanna draw the guys or not
i literally drew all of these minus vriska last night fjkdbgfksdjbf
you might have to right-click it to see the full size
terezi why do you haunt my nightmares
(via ferretlover9)
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
- Me: omfg send help I'm dying
- Them: what?!
- Me: i can't even omg
- Them: you can't even what?
- Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
- Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
- Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
- Them: .....what is that
- Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
- Them: ....riIiiiight
- Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
- Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
- Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
- Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
- Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
- Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
- Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
- Them: .....
- Me: literally dead omfg
- Them:
- Me: SOBBING
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
(Source: hobbithouses, via iridium-flames)
$12 at amazon.com
THESE UNDERWEAR OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING AKFL;ASKFL;AKF;AKA
LMAFO WHY DO THESE EXIST AAAAAAAAAa
can you imagine
youre out on a date with a hot chick
you kiss down her stomach, licking every so often
shes ready
you unbutton her pants
ready to make her yours
when suddenly
jESIS
fuCK
I’m going to die.
omfg zombie apocalypse
NNONONONONONO I’M GONNA DIE.
NOPENOPENOPENOPE
(via allthatisdark)
Moment of ovulation accidentally photographed during a hysterectomy.
(Source: New Scientist, 2008)
This has got to be one of the coolest things I’ve seen on Tumblr! BODIES ARE SO COOL.
KSDJFKLSDAKLFD AHHHH
(via allthatisdark)
fem! Gamzee
wow babe
he looks wasted XDHe looks creepy. ;c;
i found this pretty funny CX
AHAHAHAHA yes true. His face.
he looks wasted XD
He looks creepy. ;c;
I morphed my face with Gamzee’s
Oh my god.
(via fuckyeahpsychedelics)
Hey Tumblr, let me tell you a little about you.
Early on, you felt much more mature than your age, and yet immature all the same. You always were the kind who wanted to sit at the adult table, learn big words to impress the big kids, excel past those who society says you will fall down behind. And yet you clung onto certain things most kids gave up on, some not even doing at all; cartoons, maybe. Playing make believe. Coloring. Comic books.
In school, you felt that the teachers actually could like you. Even though your grades weren’t always the best, you were never a dumbass or a smartass. You seemed honestly interested in the work, and even when you did it, you didn’t pile the blame onto them like so many kids do.
please read this.
(via lorisaurus)
